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A
man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the
speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car
with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he
floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun
the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets
out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day,
and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you
go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran
off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror
I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to
me!"
ROMAN HOLIDAY:
Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell, 29, shows off her newly svelte physique
-- maybe a bit too much of it -- in a barely there yellow bikini
while poolside in Rome last July
Women's Wear
&Textile Shows
for May-July 2002
Please contact the show before going in case of date
changes or cancellations.
May 18,
Armed Forces Day
May 22,
Underfashion Club.."Your Full Figure Customer"
www.underfashionclub.org
May 27,
Memorial Day
May 30-June 3, Dallas Market Center, fall II market
dmc@dallasmarketcenter.com
June 2-4, Denver Co.
Woman's Wear Show
wwj2@qwest.net
June 2-4, Hyatt Merchandise
Mart, Women's wear
(800) 272-6972
June 8-10, Womens Apparel &
Accessories Show
Miami, Fl. aaefffshow@aol.com
June 7-11, Los Angeles Fashion Week
/ Intimate Occasion
Salon www.californiamart.com
June 7-11, Chicago Women's
Wear Show
phaq420@aol.com
June 8-10, Seattle. Wa. Women's
Wear Show
bturnerrep@hotmail.com
June 8-10, Marlboro, Ma. Woman's Wear
Show
rep@gis.net
June 13-15, Albuquerque, NM. Woman's Wear
Show
fametime@aol.com
June 14,
Flag Day
June 16,
Fathers Day
June 20-22, Atlanta, Ga. Women's Wear Show
doralsales@aol.com
June 23-25, Detroit, Mi. Women's Wear
Show
jefftom@aol.com
June 23-25, Wethersfield, Ct. Woman's
Wear Show
rep@gis.net
July 1,
Canada Day
July 4,
Independence Day
July 8-11, Hong Kong Fashion Week
www.hkfashionweek.com
July 28-30, Sun & Swimwear Show, London
www.swimwear-show.com
For
Complete listing of shows for 2002 click here
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Publishers Biography, Click Here
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