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A city
boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I
have
some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny: "Well then, just give me
my
money back." Farmer: "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already."
Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey." Farmer: "What ya
gonna do with
him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer:
"You can't raffle
off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead." A
month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
with
that dead donkey? " Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500
tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who
won. So I
gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became
the
chairman of Enron.
Women's Wear
&Textile Shows
for July-Sept. 2002
Please contact the show before going in case of date
changes or cancellations.
July 15-16. Sheriden Universal,
Universal City, Ca.
www.fantasylingerie.net
July 16-19, Intermoda, Guadalajara
Mexico
www.intermoda.com
July 20-24, Miami Swim Show
www.swimshow.com
July 28-30, Sun & Swimwear Show, London
www.swimwear-show.com
Aug. 3-5, Seattle Wa. Women's
Wear
bturnerrep@hotmail.com
Aug. 4-6, Intimate
Apparel Salon Show, @ the Millenium
Broadway, New York. cbigman@aol.com
Aug. 4-6, Lingerie
Americas, Metropolitan Pavilion, N.Y.C.
xleborgne@franceligne.com
Aug 4-6, Intima, Sao Poalo,
Brazil
www.usa.messefrankfurt.com
Aug 4-5, Moda
Manhattan, New York City
203-853-6015
Aug 5-9,
New York Market Week
info@mcpeteinc.com
Aug. 6-8, Inprints, New York
info@inprintsny.com
Aug. 6-8, The New International Textile
Design Show
DIRECTIONSHOW@aol.com
Aug. 9-13, Los Angeles Fashion Week /
Intimate Occasion
Salon www.californiamart.com
Aug. 15-18, Dallas Apparel Market
1-(800) 700-3410
Aug 15-18, Southern Apparel Exhibitors, Ft. Lauderdale
SDress4104@aol.com
Aug. 16-18, Denver Co. Woman's Wear Show
wwj2@qwest.net
Aug. 17-19, Marlboro, Ma. Woman's Wear Show
rep@gis.net
Aug. 18-20, Detroit, Mi. Women's Wear Show
jefftom@aol.com
Aug. 18-20, Harrogate Lingerie & Swimwear
Exhibition
Harrogate England. www.lingerie-show.com
Aug. 22-24, Atlanta, Ga. Women's Wear Show
doralsales@aol.com
Aug. 23-25 Billings, Montana, Woman's
Wear Show
(801)
272-1972
Aug. 23-26, Chicago Women's Wear Show
phaq420@aol.com
Aug 24-26, Kansas City Woman's Wear
Show,
rpwebb@earthlink.net
Aug. 26-28, Albuquerque, NM. Woman's Wear Show
fametime@aol.com
Sept.
2,
Labor Day
Sept. 7,
Rosh Hashanah
Sept. 16,
Yom Kippur
Sept. 21-23, Intima America, Miami
Beach,
www.usa.messefrankfurt.com
Sept.27-28, Vintage Lingerie Convention,
Lowell Mass.
www.lynlocke.com
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